Attention: humor & sarcasm ahead!
- You are likely to join the Robsten cult and have their kissing pictures tattooed all over your body. This is actually not a joke, my friend can bring body of evidence - literally - to the case.
- You will maybe wear plastic fangs to work in the futile attempt to seduce your shy attractive colleague.
- You can also develop fake lycanthropy and get to wear your grandmother’s moth-eaten sable furs on a 24/7/365 basis.
- Three-plus Bloody Bellas can eventually make you join a pack of stray dogs.