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If you are a fellow author, social actor, technofantasy lover, magically real avid reader or a stranded Valyrian dragon lord, welcome home! It's like a shelter with blackjack and girls, but if you don't like those, just lounge and chillax. You are also welcome to read, laugh, cry, be thrilled, imagine, believe, and have other sorts of fun.
If you are my underage cousin, nephew or godchild, or would like to become one, please do not let me be your source of new swear words! And if I catch you entering a +18 solar cluster, it is me you'll have The Talk with, and in this case, you'll want your mommy, trust me.
If you are a handsome man who'd like to marry me for my money, you'll have to make do with my looks. Or wait a couple of years.
If you are my mother, wow! You are confident enough to surf outside your classmates' site! I am so proud of you!